At his core, legitimately elected President Joe Biden—who is doing the best job of any President in over half a century—is a good and decent human being.
The right hates this.
Traitorous adjudicated rapist criminal fraud Donald Trump doesn’t have one shred of decency in his bloated bleached beached Beluga babyman body (h/t Jasmine Crockett) and never has. From his extensively racist and rapey track record to his list of felony charges, there is nothing to admire about the grifting serial adulterer who was caught on tape committing election fraud.
Trump has only succeeded in conning a cult of sheeple to do his bidding. It’s not a coincidence that most of MAGA identify as “Christians,” because they’re already used to the cultish groupthink mentality of organized religion. The haughty hypocritical self-righteousness they spout means absolutely nothing, considering the way they treat anyone who isn’t a white Christian Republican.
There used to be an expectation of decency from our political candidates, but Trump doesn’t come from the political world. He didn’t spend decades in public service while honing his foreign policy skills like a certain Joseph Robinette Biden, Jr. we all know and elected by an overwhelming margin back in 2020.
Remember John Edwards? Twenty years ago, we all believed that he and John Kerry would make GWB a one-term President. I especially wanted this to happen because I knew GWB wanted to be MLB Commissioner, not the President. We crushed hard on the Kennedyesque Edwards, who seemed made for the White House, as he stood by his wife, Elizabeth, as she battled breast cancer. He exuded decency as a dad and Southern gentleman.
But as soon as we found out Edwards was a giant cheating piece of shit who impregnated his mistress while his wife was dying, we canceled him. It was a huge disappointment and still is, because we’re always supposed to be the good guys who get things done.
Joe Biden is the decency this country needs. When he took office in January 2021, our entire nation should have exhaled and allowed his decency to reset the mood for the country instead of everyone living at Trump’s Threat Level Midnight 24/7.
But as I’ve been saying, the MSM has PTSD from TFG’s endless rage cycle of constantly throwing everything everywhere all at once so no one can keep up with all of it.
I don’t know why it doesn’t matter to more people that Trump was ARRESTED FOUR TIMES LAST YEAR AND IS OUT ON BAIL RIGHT NOW.
The same people who are fine with this are mad that Hunter Biden *checks notes* actually, I’m still not entirely sure what their problem with Hunter is, other than Trump’s jealousy that Hunter’s father openly loves and supports him despite his life struggles.
Because Joe Biden is a good and decent man.
You’ll never see a picture of Donald Trump doing that with any of his kids, not even Barron at his photo op graduation, because he was never shown love and therefore doesn’t know how to love anyone. Not himself, not anyone else. If he had been shown anything that resembled love from his parents, or at least was taught to accept loss and treat others with the barest minimum of decency, we would be enjoying Hillary Clinton’s second term right now.
Can you feel the love (for photo ops)?
Speaker Jesus Freak Mike Johnson and Trump’s other Emotional Support Sycophants claim to be Christians, but there they were in front of the courthouse, dressed exactly like him, supporting him “as a friend,” when everything about him is the exact opposite of what their bullshit Bible teaches them to be. Trumpocrites are gonna Trumpocrite to the literal last, and nothing about it makes sense to me.
Indecent Donald also doesn’t know how to put anyone else ahead of himself, which is fine if you want to be a dictator. But this is America, where we have a President elected by the people (I hope once we have our Democratic Trifecta back, we finally eradicate the antiquated and racist Electoral College), not a narcissistic Dear Leader installed by his cult of personality via Vladimir Putin.
King Baby is so jealous of Joe Biden’s basic decency, and now he’s going to be stuck trying to get out of the debates he should be disqualified from because he’s a fucking criminal who stole our government’s secrets and sold them to our enemies.
Both Jeff Tiedrich and I have begun predicting the excuses Trump will be throwing at the walls at Mar-a-Lago to see if they stick along with the ketchup to duck the debate. Right now he’s using the “I demand a drug test” challenge, which is really dumb because everyone knows Trump hoovers up Adderall around the clock (minus the hours he’s stuck sitting in court, which is why he keeps FALLING ASLEEP IN FRONT OF THE JURY).
Again, Joe Biden is a good and decent man with zero felony charges on his incredibly successful CV.
Donald Trump has to go back to court tomorrow as testimony in his first of several criminal trials will be wrapping up. It’s my understanding the defense will be calling exactly zero witnesses. Trump can’t testify on his own behalf because he’ll perjure himself. Because HE’S GUILTY AF.
He’s about to be a convicted felon. This country shouldn’t have a convicted felon or any member of their family anywhere near our White House. Lara “Florence Foster Jerkins” Trump shouldn’t be RNC co-chair. I’ll just keep screaming this into the void until there’s something that resembles accountability for this fucking crime family and their indecent enablers.
This is long enough, so I’ll keep my usual “buy my book” plea short and just ask you to please get your copy of The Sound of Settling if you haven’t already. May’s sales have been a little sluggish, but there’s plenty of month left! I’m at 652 copies sold via Amazon, and I’d love to hit 700 by the 31st, so please share the link to my beloved rock and roll love story on your Subtacks/socials!
I'm grateful there are so many more decent voters than the brain-dead cult members.
Last week, MAGA wandered into the Uncanny Valley. They can’t sustain the ridiculousity that Donald requires. I believe we’re entering the epoch our friend, @TheRickWilson called #SchadenfreudePalooza. Blessings to those who celebrate 🙏✨💫