MARCH COMES IN WITH MORE LYIN'
The Putinizing of the GOP continues with the race to replace outgoing Moscow Mitch. Also, Trump is broke af, but also so am I, but only one of us is an adjudicated rapist criminal fraud
In August 2018, traitorous Russian asset bitchbox of Ogilvie Home Perm Sen. Rand “Son of Ron” Paul (R-Moscow), happily delivered a hand-scrawled love note from Donald Trump to Daddy Vladdy Putin’s office.
Putin was suspiciously out of town, so ComRANDe Paul left the missive with Putin’s staff like a fucking little bitchbox coffee boy.
“I was honored to deliver a letter from President* Donald J. Trump to President Vladimir Putin’s administration,” Paul said in a statement, which was probably translated from the original Russian.
I bring this up because there’s now a push to replace Moscow Mitch McConnell with Russian Rand to lead the Senate GOP once Yertle retreats back into his shell for good.
One of the people pushing the hardest for this is Not-At-All-A-Democrat Robert F. Kennedy, Jr, who endorsed Paul as McConnell’s replacement. Like anyone gives a fuck about your endorsement, Qrazy.
It’s so clear why the entire Kennedy family has disowned RFK Jr, and you bet they slammed him for using his father’s image in a campaign ad that ran during the Super Bowl. He claimed it was “his PAC’s fault” or whatever, yet proudly had the ad pinned to his Twitter profile like the hypocritical piece of shit he is.
Cheryl Hines, you disappoint us all.
Meanwhile, sundowning bankrupt adjudicated rapist criminal fraud Donald Trump, who’s still facing 91 felony charges, has one week to pay E. Jean Carroll the $83.3 million he owes her. Our Shero is rightly worried that he won’t meet that deadline because we all know Trump is broke and on the brink of selling off his properties to pay for his legal bills while he uses the RNC as a personal pigfucker bank to fund his doomed campaign.
From Forbes: “Carroll’s attorneys argued in a court filing Thursday that Trump is asking the court to “simply trust that he’s very rich” and therefore doesn’t need to post a bond guaranteeing he’ll pay the money, while they have “very serious concerns about Trump’s cash position” and the “feasibility” of him paying what he owes.”
That brokeass loser has been reducing to hawking shitty gold-painted New Balance high tops to never pay off what he owes. Seriously, just spit into the Grand Canyon next, Paw Paw. There will always be another grift, mark my words.
And speaking of my words, thank you again to everyone who hopped on this crazy train in the last couple of weeks! Extra thanks to the paid subscribers and those who have bought a copy of my rock and roll love story, The Sound of Settling!
February’s numbers were my best yet, and I’ve now sold 543 copies! Now that there’s nothing but tumbleweeds in my bank account after paying the rent, I need to get a full-time gig and/or a proper deal for my book. I’m querying agents, I’m promoting all day every day on social, but Elon is really suppressing liberals on Twitter and it’s been a frustrating experience getting the word out lately.
The Sound of Settling is free if you have Kindle Unlimited and both versions are priced under $16 if you don’t. If you’re able to buy a copy, I’d appreciate it so much. I’d also appreciate it if you’d post about it on your socials and tag me. That’s how we go viral in a good way, so even if you can’t buy it right now, it’s free to share the link everywhere!
Also, sites like the HuffPost and Raw Story keep using my tweets, but won’t hire me to write for them. I face the very real possibility of having to get a job on my feet to pay the bills, and my body just won’t be able to take all of that. I’m used to sitting on my yoga ball and getting paid to write truthful things about politics. Someone has to still be paying people to do that, right? SIGH.
Yes, Trump is broke, at a level I can’t imagine. But there are good people out here with a lot of real talent who need a proper break in a world where too many of the bad guys get away with doing bad things. So, good vibes to your girl here, please.
ANYWAYS, as you know, I always like to end on a positive note. Last night was magic!
Well, it was magic after I made the drive down to the rocking metropolis of Salem, Oregon, through several traffic jams during some really awful freezing rain and found what was possibly the last parking spot in a 4-block radius.
I did this because my beloved Low Bar Chorale did our Elton John-themed show at the Grand Theater. I told a story about how awful dating is in Portland, and at some point, I’ll have video. But this photo pretty much sums up my entire life rn.
Look out, MAGA.
Holy shit that meme of ComRande Paul in perm curls is hilarious!🤣
"There’s now a push to replace Moscow Mitch McConnell with Russian Rand to lead the Senate GOP once Yertle retreats back into his shell for good.
One of the people pushing the hardest for this is Not-At-All-A-Democrat Robert F. Kennedy, Jr, who endorsed Paul as McConnell’s replacement."
Is that photo of Rand with curlers in his hair genuine? Not that he wouldn't be that vain but only that he would try to keep something like that under wraps.