Sing it with me, my friends.
Today is also the perfect day to reshare my T.S. Eliot parody, if you’re so inclined.
MAGA is super triggered today because, as I said in my last post, Trump couldn’t stop this trial from starting. No one “stepped in” on his behalf to delay the jury selection from starting and he shockingly didn’t fake chest pains to get out of showing up in court today.
Look at this cowardly puffy miserable orange adjudicated rapist criminal loser.
This grifting lying cheating bankrupt rat bastard caught on tape committing election fraud.
This felonious odious traitorous diapered useless idiot.
Inject his misery directly into my veins.
Look at those puffy pink eyes. I’m glad he can’t sleep. Everything he’s been trying to avoid has caught up to him and everyone will watch him lose this criminal case and all the ones still to follow.
He can play all the invisible accordions he wants while bloviating for the press in front of the courtroom. Inside, he won’t say or do a thing.
He’ll be arrested if he doesn’t show up every day.
Seems pretty low-energy to me. I guess it’s because he hasn’t had a decent night’s sleep in YEARS.
It’s glorious, cause this muthafucka’s GUILTY.
After NINE YEARS of his bullshit disrupting our political norms, after all of the trolling and harassment and doxing and violence and everything else MAGAts have done in his name, I’m going to enjoy this so very much.
And we’re only getting started, MUHAHAHAHAHA.
BRAVA! Every. Single. Word. So many happy songs, so little time! ROCK ON, beautiful girl ✨
I can say that because I’m much older than you. Next month, 🎶When I’m 64, I’m going to have the best birthday ever. Mr. Ward and I celebrate 39 years of marriage April 27. Early 🎉 Happy Birthday to you! 🎈
You are right on target.