BYE, GEORGE!
Can Matt Gaetz be the next member of the House GOP to be expelled, please?
Kitara isn’t going quietly, y’all.
Miz George Anthony Devolder Zabrovsky Kitara Ravache Jingleheimer Schmidt Santos (R-Riker’s not soon enough) was kicked out of our House on Friday after being allowed to twerk us around for far too long.
The Four Housemen of the Apocalyptic GOP Leadership—Speaker Jesus Freak Mike Johnson, Sleazy Steve Scalise, Trashy Elise Stefanik, & Emetic Tom Emmer—all voted against expelling the not-Jewish faux volleyball champion of Baruch “We Don’t Know Her” College despite the egregious and seemingly endless criminal track record that haunts Santos like the IP of his OnlyFans membership.
Free from Congress (but not the impending 23 criminal charges he faces in New York), Santos is starting to spill some horrifically hot tea on anyone in his former caucus who voted to oust him.
I’m no fan of this obvious MAGA plant, but I’m ready to hear him pull a Madison Cawthorn on his way to Riker’s.
Next up should be Rapey McForehead Captain Venmo, who’s not only still under an open House Ethics Committee investigation for being a rapey pedo, but who also thinks it’s fine to use his official government Twitter account to harass American citizens.
In this case, I mean me.
My history with the Florida Man goes back to Labor Day 2021, when he came to my previous district in Clark County, WA to help support MAGA plant Joe Kent in his attempt to beat incumbent Jaime Herrera-Beutler.
After I shared videos from their poorly-attended rally (which followed an interview Gaetz dropped out of when he heard I was the writer, and I dominated Kent with these pesky things called FACTS that I brought with me), Gaetz used his official government Twitter account to call me a “triggered Karen” because he’s super professional like that.
Then he took it further by doing a segment on his stupid “Firebrand” podcast, where he made fun of my appearance—really, Fivehead?—and violated his own Congressional website’s privacy policy by playing the voicemail I left him after he sent out that first tweet. Gaetz used all the MAGA dogwhistles, including “unhinged,” to encourage his followers to harass an American citizen over the age of consent for a change.
His former staffer, Vish Burra, contributed to the harassment and still sends me tweets calling me “unhinged” even after he got fired by Gaetz and started working for George Santos.
Whom Gaetz passionately defended before the expulsion vote. I want to know what this is all about.
But ANYWAY, as a result, I got rape and death threats. You all know about the nothing that’s happened to Gaetz.
I filed a complaint with the Florida Bar, which was rejected, as was my appeal. I’ve filed two House Ethics complaints, and I still know nothing, even after it was closed and then reopened.
I do know Gaetz did it AGAIN this past July, because he’s a fucking bully AND he posted the link from his Congressional website, once again violating his own privacy policy.
“TARA DUBLIN RETURNS!” the screenshot crows. Beneath that, the description says Gaetz “trolls his frequent critic Tara Dublin for her latest stunt.”
How is this allowed? How is any member of Congress allowed to target any American citizen, even if they don’t like the truths that I write about them?
I can only hope Oversight Dems and House Judiciary Dems are on this. It’s just not okay that Gaetz gets away with everything he does, while I continue to get harassed by his dipshit army of date rapists.
It’s seriously time to clean House. After Matt, it’s Marge. Then Granny Bobo, Biggs, Gosar, Markwayne “LOL YOUR NAME IS MARKWAYNE” Mullin, and the rest of the Sedition Caucus.
But to end on a better note, THE SOUND OF SETTLING has passed the 350 copies sold milestone, with 12,000 pages read on Amazon Kindle and in paperback. It continues to garner raves, unlike Marjorie’s ghostwritten crapbook, so please boost your buddy Tara’s book and maybe Hollywood will finally take notice please, I’m so exhausted.