DONALD TRUMP RAPED CHILDREN

There's no other way to say it. So don't say it any other way.

Jul 03, 2024

Did you know any American citizen can call any sitting member of Congress while we still have our First Amendment rights?

So I spent some time this morning making some phone calls to all of convicted felon Donald Trump’s cravenly ambitious VP contenders to ask them why they’re okay with him raping children.

This information is from 2016 but never reached the public until now. I wonder why and how that happened. *peels skin from face*

As of 9:15 am my time, I’ve called JD Vance, Byron Donalds, Doug Burgum, and Marco Rubio. I might call Tim Scott, but he might be too busy making his “wedding” plans (plus he won’t be the pick anyway), and I also should probably leave a voicemail for compromised repressed Speaker Jesus Freak Mike Johnson, because no one EVER answers his phone.

I also called my terrified Trumptwunt archnemesis, Still-at-Large Marge Greene, because she claims to hate pedophiles yet constantly hangs out with them, and Alabama TradWife KKKatie Britt, who’s apparently now a “dark horse” VP contender.

I think this is a pretty good start after just one cup of coffee today thus far. It also helps that I got eight and a half hours of sleep last night.

She’s FIRED UP and READY TO GO y’all!

I mean, they’re fine with him raping E. Jean Carroll. They’re fine with the 34 felonies he’ll be sentenced for in September, about the same time Judge Tanya Chutkan’s January 6th tribunal will begin, and they’ll be fine with that too.

They’re fine with Trump’s open love for foreign dictators and fraud. So I thought my question about raping children was a good one. Do any of them have a line they just won’t cross? Is child rape enough of a Rubicon or nah?

I had to leave voicemails for everyone except eyeliner enthusiast Hillbilly Effigy JD Vance. At least two different dudes answer his DC office phone, and I know this because the first one “accidentally” hung up on me instead of transferring me to the Comms Director once I left him speechless with my questions. That’s why you see the “(2)” after the 3353 number, in case you were curious.

Anyheez, the second dude at least tried to get the Comms guy on the phone for me, but only could give me the general press inquiries email. And I’ve already sent him that lovely excerpt about Trump bareback raping and hitting children in the face. Seems like zero women work for Hillbilly Effigy, which seems very right to me.

I don’t expect responses from any of them, because they’re all cravenly ambitious cowards.

I also don’t know why this isn’t all over the news. Oh wait, yes I do. Joe Biden didn’t have a great debate performance and everyone’s acting like Trump’s already been re-elected to flaunt his new immunity hand-delivered to him by Putin’s pets on the Supreme Court.

[We’re not replacing Joe Biden, by the way. You can get all the way bent with that narrative, anyone trying it]

The way I see it, now that Trump’s sentencing has been moved to September because no one wants to hold this childfucker accountable for some unknown reason, all he’ll be doing for the next eleven weeks is galumphing his diapered ass around a golf course in between more unhinged rallies. Sundowning bloviation about Hannibal Lecter and sharks with big frickin laser batteries on them or whatever isn’t newsworthy.

Instead, the only thing anyone should be reporting on is that DONALD TRUMP HIT LITTLE GIRLS IN THE FACE AFTER BAREBACK RAPING THEM.

Just don’t forget about the part where he gave them cash to get abortions if they needed them, because he refused to wear a condom on his tiny mushroom when he raped them. He’s so miniscule that I’m guessing he couldn’t find one small enough that would stay on.

All of this makes me want to vomit from every pore on my body, but it’s also really important that we talk about Donald Trump being pro-abortion because he was BAREBACK RAPING CHILDREN.

In fact, it’s so important that I recorded myself reading that vile shit so that you can hear how terrible it all is. And also so you can share it on your socials and with all Republicans.

I don’t want to hear any bullshit MAGA false equivalence propaganda about Ashley Biden’s fake diary or Joe Biden “sniffing” kids when DONALD TRUMP RAPED CHILDREN.

This is going to be a bigger story because we’re going to make it into one starting today. SHARE THIS EVERYWHERE.

And please vote for Democrats down-ballot no matter how old they are. I’d like to see America have another birthday next year, wouldn’t you?