EVERY WEEK IS A BAD WEEK IN TRUMPWORLD, BUT THIS ONE WAS EXTRA BAD
Conversely, my book is having its best week ever
Please inject all of bankrupt sundowning criminal adjudicated rapist Donald Trump’s misery directly into my veins, as it has become my life’s blood.
The fraudulent flatulent Florida failure, now down over half a billion in about a month, was reduced to hawking shitty gold sneakers that looked like they came straight from a Clearance bin at a Payless in Panama City Beach. At Sneaker Con, no less. It’s just too perfect.
Also, he got booed off the stage, which was pretty awesome.
The MAGA grift is endless, yet Cult 45 is still hanging in there to support their Dear Leader. Or perhaps “prop up” is a better word after Paw Paw showed up late to speak to a roomful of evangelicals and then couldn’t even say the word “evangelical” properly.
All of Putin’s Puppets are gathered at CPAC right now, openly flaunting their fascism, and there are plenty of new faces in the crowd.
Meaning, the Botoxed kind.
Hi KKKristi Noem! I see you asked Trump’s plastic surgeon for “the Alina Habba” before latching on to any potential VP photo ops.
BEFORE
TODAY
If Trump actually picks her, I’m going to tweet her every day to remind her that she cheated on her husband with Corey Lewandowski. EW!
Also, Matt Schlapp is just one of many repressed closeted freaks at “CPAP,” where Hitler wannabe Jack Posobiec gleefully welcomed the minuscule MAGA audience to “the end of democracy!”
But don’t forget: Joe Biden is 81, you guys.
In happier news, I made my debut appearance on The Stephanie Miller Show on Wednesday, which was wonderfully well-received. I hope to be back soon because there was so much we didn’t get to talk about. But like the radio pros we both are, we got in a good and proper plug for The Sound of Settling.
That resulted in the best sales week I’ve had yet for my rock and roll love story. I’ve sold sixteen copies in two days, which might not sound like a big deal to you, but it is in the self-publishing/indie author world of BookTok, I can assure you. I’ve now sold a total of 528 copies and I’m closing in on 25K pages read just on Kindle.
How much more proof do people need that I’m an untapped writing goldmine who can move product? I’m ready for the next level here.
This is how I’m MANifesting success for The Sound Of Settling today. They don’t call it “shameless self-promotion” for nothing, you know.
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Always nice to hear from you Tara. I wish you all the success.