JOE BIDEN WON THE NEW HAMPSHIRE PRIMARY, EVERYONE
Sure, the sundowning criminal rapist squeaked past Nikki Pelosi, but he still lost
Hey, did you hear that Democrats don’t like Joe Biden?
Don’t tell that to anyone in New Hampshire, tho. Because they wrote in Joe Biden’s name yesterday and he destroyed Dean Phillips. Drop out, Dean! Maybe Marianne Williamson can make room for you on the Mothership when it comes back to beam her up until the next Presidential election.
Meanwhile, Donald Trump barely defeated Nikki Nancy Pelosi Haley, who took all 6 votes in Dixville Notch and is acting like she won. That triggered ol Tiny Syph Hands, who stood on a stage and threatened Nikki to drop out or else she’ll be “investigated.” And the men who stood with him all laughed at her like the dumb compromised bullies they are.
I can’t wait for all the kompromat to come out on these cult fucks. You’d think they’d be wishing for Trump’s demise—and who knows, maybe they actually are in private. If Trump was no longer alive, he wouldn’t be able to hold any blackmail over their heads anymore and they’d be set free. I both do and don’t want to know what he’s got on Marco Rubio and Tim Scott, for example. Ew.
Anyway, Trump is a syphilitic criminal rapist who can’t stop defaming the woman he raped while he’s facing a court calendar longer than one of his stupid red ties. The MAGA rape apologists are happily ignoring all 91 indictments against him, but they’re screaming about Hunter Biden. It’s so painfully obvious they know what Trump is, but they don’t care because they’re in a hate cult.
Recent videos of Trump show him slurring his words and making no sense even more than usual. Seriously, PawPaw’s syphilis has really advanced in the last couple of months. Tell me if you can understand any of this McDonald’s Word Salad from Donny Drive-Thru.
Anyway, in better news, I’ve sold 452 copies of my rock and roll love story THE SOUND OF SETTLING! I woke up to 450, but by the time I finished this video, it was up to 452.
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If any of you are on TikTok, I’ll be doing a Live tomorrow (Thursday) at 6pm PST to talk about the book AND THE SEQUEL my readers have been demanding. I have finished a first draft and I’m now starting to edit it, but I’m going to wait to announce the title until I either hit 500 sold or I finally get an agent or a publishing deal, whichever comes first.
THIS IS WHERE YOU COME IN because I don’t know how I’m paying February rent just yet. If you haven’t bought a copy of The Sound of Settling, I would very much appreciate it if you would. It’s FREE if you have Kindle Unlimited.
If you can’t afford to do that right now—and no one understands this better than I do—please at least share the book on your socials. You never know who might see your tweet or post. I believe in my rock and roll love story and so do my readers, so it’s all about word-of-mouth until I finally get my big break.
Thank you, and remember: JOE BIDEN DOESN’T HAVE TO GO TO COURT AT ALL THIS YEAR, but Donald Trump has to go to court ALL YEAR.
You know if Trump were to give a speech that was TOTALLY incoherent and he slobbered up a lake, the cult would STILL think it was genius.