MAGA GOES FULL NAZI ON DAY ONE

They're all so happy they don't have to hide it anymore

If you did Nazi all of this coming, you’re probably not on any social media apps. And if you aren’t, oh how I envy your privilege to live in an enclosed safety bubble.

As I wrote over on the Political Voices Network Substack (which you should subscribe to ASAP because supporting independent media is essential for our survival now), I spent some time screaming about Nazis who brag about stealing elections. And Democrats did nothing. “They rigged the election for me, thanks Elon!” seems like a straightforward confession to me, but MAGA was all, “HE DIDN’T SAY THAT” and the media blew it off, because of course they did.

I didn’t watch one second of the Fauxnauguration, which was so pathetically small it made my Bat Mitzvah look like a problem for the Fire Marshal. The MAGA cultists who made the pilgrimage to DC only to be left out in the cold still forgave Dear Leader for not reimbursing any of them. And then Elon “Apartheid Clyde” Musk did a Nazi salute—TWICE—at the Capital One Arena. The MAGA minions cheered and the MSM decided it was just “an awkward gesture” from Sissy SpaceX because he’s on the spectrum.

“Appears.” HARDEST EYE ROLL EVER.

This Jew knows what a Nazi salute looks like when I see one, and I see a Nazi saluting while grunting and pounding his chest like a Nazi Gorilla.

NBC actually edited the video. EDITED IT. They cut to the crowd before Elon Eichmann did the Sieg Heil, so they’re the Nazi Broadcasting Company now. They also made the original edited video private on their YouTube page, weird!

Project 2025 came out strong on Day One, huh? Lots of Nazi shit plus the removal of all of the protections President Joe Biden signed on HIS Day One. I’m really tired of Donald Trump revenge fucking this country, but it’s not going to get any better.

I also have my very own Trump Staffer-Stalker, Tim “Heritage Foundation” Murtaugh. Tiny Tim has been on my jock for years, starting when I was writing for the now-defunct HillReporter.com and followed me to the not-really-much-of-a-website-anymore Occupy Democrats. You may recall that Trump blocked me in August of 2015 and unblocking me would be a sign of weakness on his part, so Tim watches me and reports in to Dear Leader.

Timmy Trumper didn't like the truth I wrote about Ted Cruz when he was working for him and complained to my former editor at HillReporter, so I edited a particular article and then fully blamed it on him being a snowflake. I always forget about Tim after he finally gets tired of losing arguments to me, and I’ve had him muted from the start of his stalking, so that makes it even easier to forget about him.

Tim happens to be a recovering drug addict who’s also done time (like so many Trump cultists) yet went after Hunter Biden because he’s a Trumpocrite. Before this latest bout of targeted harassment, which actually began right after the election, Tim was pretty dormant. He didn’t bug me during the campaign, which is weird because I was extra out front with the anti-MAGA shit, especially since I was at the DNC.

But he really doesn’t like all of my Nazi tweets from the last few days. So he’s back and extra harass-y, using all of the MAGA dog whistles to signal the MAGA trollbot army to come for me. It’s so fun to have so many smug Nazi stalkers, let me tell you.

Tim claims he started following me because I was on “Grimm” and he thought that was interesting. Also, Tim is a fucking liar who works for the convicted felon adjudicated rapist pedophile and calls me an “unhinged lunatic lefty,” so you’ll have to forgive me for not legitimizing his performative fanboying.

Now, you may ask why I didn’t block him forever ago, or why I bother responding at all. I have multiple reasons, because several things can be true at the same time.

Having everyone see our public conversations seems super important right now thanks to all of the extra Nazi shit that’s happened in just the last 24 hours. My visibility is a way to protect myself. Anything I can do to make sure I’m not disappeared in the middle of the night, you know.

While I have his attention, I can ask him about every awful thing Trump has done. He wrote a long bullshitty thing about releasing the January 6th terrorists that is straight out of the MAGA Propaganda Playbook, and I’ll spare you from seeing that anti-American shit. This is a new way to hold them accountable, and since the corporate media seems to have no plans to do that, I’ll do it for them until Elon Eichmann finally bans me.

But really, it’s because fuck them, that’s why. You can take the stubborn Taurus girl out of New Jersey, but you’ll never take the New Jersey out of the girl’s mouth.

Anyway, I’ll be over here continuing to fight fascism and I’d love as many of you to be doing that with me in the ways that are the most comfortable for you. I’m so grateful to have the whole Sexy Liberal-verse with me, and there are plans to keep doing live shows out in the world, so I hope to be on a panel one of these days. We have to stay united and vigilant, but you are also allowed to take the breaks you need when you need to take them.

Like, perhaps by reading a book before all of the Nazis burn them. As of this moment on Tuesday, I’ve sold 984 copies of The Sound of Settling, YAY ME! No one is stealing my pride and joy over my beloved book. Every sale means everything to me, every great review makes my heart happy, and I follow back everyone who buys it. So if you’ve read this far THANK YOU and help fight fascism by embracing joy and sharing it with everyone you know.

Thank you, and remember this truth:

(And Tim Murtaugh. He sucks too.)