MAGA IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE

Epstein Files Friday is coming

Hey, guess what? The Epstein Files are being released on Friday, but Republicans would rather you not pay attention to that, so they’ve been working overtime to distract by unsuccessfully trolling Gavin Newsom.

As long as no NAMES are redacted, but we’ll see. You know, because this is the most transparent administration in history, right? *screams in 2025*

In a fortuitous bit of timing, my Senator, Ron Wyden (D-OR), is scheduled to be on THE TARA SHOW on Thursday. Senator Wyden led a three-year investigation into the Russian ties to Jeffrey Epstein’s sex trafficking ring, which, of course, involves Putin’s pedo puppet.

Senator Wyden also released a video about the 4,725 wire transfers, in which he mentions “thousands of names” of girls and women who were victims of Epstein, Trump, and NOT A VICTIM HERSELF IN ANY WAY Ghislaine “Monster” Maxwell.

We’re only getting a tight 15 with the Senator, so I plan to make the most of it by asking him what we can expect from Friday’s release and what the public is poised to learn from it. And then, what happens once they’re out? Is impeachment the next step? Because it should be so that Trump can’t mess with the 2026 midterms like he’s threatening.

So Devlin and I will be talking about the Epstein Files A WHOLE EXTRA LOT this week, starting today at 2 pm ET/11 am PT.

Elsewhere in Republican fuckery, a Black woman is currently being held hostage by the Texas GOP.

Democratic State Rep. Nicole Collier wouldn’t sign an arbitrary “permission slip” to be escorted by police from the Texas Capitol to her home and back, to ensure she’d show up for their bullshit gerrymandering vote tomorrow because Republicans just can’t participate in a free and fair election.

While all of her Democratic colleagues signed theirs, Collier refused. They need to get back there and hunker down with her if no one can do anything to free her from this bullshit hostage situation. Shero slept in the chamber, “bonnet and all.”

My Hebros over at Meidas Touch were the first to break the story, and Ben Meiselas got the first interview with the imprisoned Collier.

Once that video went insta-viral, locals showed up to support Rep. Collier and were promptly arrested. What First Amendment rights, right?

But they’re not going to stop. THIS is what democracy looks like, because America isn’t supposed to be an authoritarian country.

I’ll be keeping an eye on this story, because every minute Nicole Collier is held hostage is more footage for Democrats to use against Republicans in 2026.

I’m not going to worry about the Trump threats about getting rid of mail-in voting because that’s just another distraction from the Epstein Files, like the failed Alaska “Peace Summit” where Putin’s Pedo Puppet looked even more like a weak schmuck. Not only did Daddy Vladdy show him up, he canceled the fancy lunch they had planned for him and hightailed it home once he had his press conference photo op and a ride in the Beast.

Which didn’t go well, like most attempts at treason.

Everyone looked really freaked out after that, I wonder why. Seems Esptein-y.

Tacky Trump then welcomed “the seven” European leaders to the White House yesterday and entertained them in the Oval Office Sponsored By Hobby Lobby.

Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy showed up in a very cool black suit and shut down Marjorie Taylor Greene’s drunken freak on a leash, Brian “Puffy” Glenn, who had insulted his outfit the last time he was forced to sit next to the ingrate who wants to give his entire country to Putin.

POINTS to a real President. Also, extra POINTS to whoever made this meme, because all roads lead to the Epstein Files.

Later, they were all forced to Exit Through the Grift Shop.

You know they all laughed at him behind his back, which is a small comfort as the walls are closing in on Putin’s puppet.

I’ll be curious to see what happens when MAGA can no longer deny that Trump is all over the Epstein Files. They’re already losing their shit over Gavin Newsom’s digi team owning them on social. Now they’re whining about Newsom looking “immature” for the all-caps posts and the AI images we’ve all been creating.

We haven’t had this much fun on Twitter since before that orange baboon descended the tacky gold escalator in 2015 and flung his loaded diaper all over our political norms. I made a few of those AI images myself, but this is the one that triggered them the most.

Maybe I’ll make a big $3 from it or something because my account is still suppressed AF on Twitter.

Speaking of Grok, I asked it today what the odds are for a presidential candidate to win all seven swing states on Election Night.

ONE PERCENT. ONE FUCKING PERCENT.

I hope I have time to mention this to my Senator Ron Wyden on Thursday.

Finally, since algorithms elude me, I’m no longer #4 and Rising in Fiction. I went from #47 to #10 to #4 in three days, but today I’m back down to #43. Nothing makes sense, so please consider upgrading to a paid subscription/buying a copy of The Sound of Settling.

Thank you! I love you & I’ll never stop telling all the truths about the Epstein Files and everything else!