MAGA MEAN GIRL MTG MEETS HER MATCH
Light her up with them Jewish Space Lasers, y'all!
Wanna see a masterclass on how to trip up Trumptwunt Still-At-Large Marge Taylor Greene?
The Scots have got the American media beat so hard. We have nothing to compare this to.
My newest Shero Emily Maitlis employs the Rule of Three to lull Empty Gee into a false sense of security with a couple of easy questions, then BLAM! Emily hammers the hateful hillbilly with a Jewish Space Laser and makes MTG disappear faster than her nonexistent pardon from Trump.
But first she said the big bad eff-dash-dash-dash word, because she’s a classy Congresslady like that.
Yes, the same pearl-clutcher who claims to care about protecting children while allowing sex trafficking rapist pedo Matt Gaetz to hang out around her teenage daughters.
The paragon of Christian morality who banged any guy at her gym and chased a Parkland survivor while carrying a loaded gun in her purse.
Marjorie is fucking trash who bragged on video about plotting January 6th before she was sworn into office and I’m tired of seeing her freely dragging her knuckles through my House.
Dumpy pile of traitorous Trumptrash Elise Stefanik is trash.
Granny Bobo is trash times a billion.
I’m tired of the MAGA Mean Girls overshadowing the Democrats who are doing great work despite historic obstruction from their GOP colleagues.
Imagine having to go to work every day with TRAITORS who are getting away with treason in front of the entire world. Imagine sitting there in Congress next to a fully compromised caucus supporting an adjudicated rapist who was arrested four times last year, caught on tape committing election fraud, and still faces 91 felonies.
HOW is he on the ballot when he’s already half a billion dollars in the hole thanks to the current judgments against him that he can’t pay because he’s fucking broke ass? When will the FEC update its rules so that an ADJUDICATED RAPIST WITH A PRISONER NUMBER can’t run for any office in this country, let alone the highest one?
Trump has now finally gotten rid of that pesky Nimarata Nikki Haley thanks to the Super Tuesday “victories” he somehow managed to get despite the weakest voting turnout for him yet. Haley won Vermont, but like Bernard Sanders before her, that just wasn’t enough to lock it in.
The MSM won’t tell you how great Joe Biden did yesterday (*shoots my Jewish Space Lasers directly at the New York Times*) but he did. Democrats are energized and united behind Biden-Harris no matter how many bullshit articles frame “enthusiastic Biden voters” as a rare breed of human animal.
How soon will Nimarata capitulate and endorse Trump? It’s 10 am on March 6th as I write this, so do we think it’ll happen by the time we’ve all had dinner today?
*INSERT NOW-REGULAR PRIMAL SCREAM BREAK*
Onwards and upwards with the positive, because we are allowed joy in the middle of the garbage fire.
I’ve now sold 551 copies of The Sound of Settling, which you can now request from your local indie bookstores and libraries now that I’ve finaly gotten it street-legal via IngramSpark. It’s still free on Kindle Unlimited, but if you don’t have that, you can get the e-book for $10 and the paperback for $16 on Amazon.
Also, if you’re currently a free subscriber, please consider upgrading. Even the $8 subscription would help, because I’m still trying very hard to get a job.
Any sharing of my stuff on your socials would be greatly appreciated. It’s become increasingly difficult to monetize my particular set of skills, which is shrinking as I age out of the kinds of jobs I used to do. I’ll be 55 next month, and even two hours on my feet feels like it’s going to break my body into tiny pieces. The thought of hosting again makes my hair cry. I was rejected for an interview at the Anthropologie in the Pearl District. I don’t want to work a retail gig, but not even an interview, you uppity jerks? I’m not good enough to sell your $19 candles?
Sigh. I’ll just keep tagging all of MSNBC on Twitter. You’re welcome to help if you’re still over there trying to keep the Nazis and fascists from fully taking over.
FINALLY…allow me to leave you with the glorious harmonies of my beloved Low Bar Chorale. Last night’s packed SOLD OUT show was another blast. I didn’t take as many videos this time, but this one captures how we work on our parts and what it sounds like when everything comes together. Nothing connects humans like music does, and the act of singing always feels physically fantastic. No one leaves a Low Bar in a bad mood. If you’re in Portland or you’re planning to visit, please come check us out!
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The feet get better at standing over time. I just turned 73 and while I still have a few balance issues since the bicycle accident/head injury 5 years ago, if I could go back without having to go to Texas, I'd buy you a drink.
Marge has daughters? I see tell all books in their future.
And IF Elise Stepanik (Trump's words, not mine) is named VP all Dem ads have to do is compare Stefanik's voting record agreeing with Trump 2017-2020 to....Liz Cheney. (guess who voted more with Trump?)