MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE IS GROSS & CHRIS CHRISTIE DID A DUMB THING

MTG's obvious thirst for Hunter Biden's package has Still-At-Large Marge acting like a Qrazy teenager with a crush while Gov Bridgegate just jammed up his career

In case you missed it, Still-At-Large Marge has an unquenchable thirst for Hunter Biden’s considerable manhood.

“#MarjorieTaylorPeen” is now a Twitter trend after Marjorie brought her personal vision boards of Handsome Hunter’s hot body, I guess because her beta cuck Fivehead-on-a-leash boyfriend, Brian Glenn, just can’t satisfy the Georgia Grand Canyon’s basic needs.

Way to put the “kink” in Kinko’s, Groupie Groomer Greene.

This is the same groomer who’s full-on obsessed with talking about “children’s genitals” while hanging out with known pedophile rapist sex trafficker Matt Gaetz. I wonder if Still-At-Large Marge ever left her teenage daughters alone with Rapey McForehead Captain Venmo?

We’ll never know because she’ll never answer me. I love knowing she’s scared of the truth I tell about her. It’s kind of my life’s blood at the moment, along with Trump’s terror at being convicted in his civil case in New York before his rematch with E. Jean Carroll.

Speaking of Sundowning Paw Paw, he showed up in Iowa yet again for a last-minute Fox News Town Hall as counter-programming for the “GOP Debate” on CNN that was just Ron “Shoetlifts McFlorida” DeSantis and Nikki “What Civil War?” Haley because Vivek didn’t show up and Chris Christie dropped out just before the telecast.

And that’s a huge mistake, Gov. Otis Bridgegate. Christie is the only GOP candidate who could help the party wrench itself back a tad after being so off-kilter for so long. Christie is one of only a handful of Republicans who can speak truthfully about Trump and he’s also the only one who didn’t support a federal abortion ban at six weeks, but just keep being the clown show you are, GOP. And now Christie will never get his Otisburg, even if he was caught on hot mic describing exactly how his party has no chance against Joe Biden.

The Hunter Biden hearing yesterday was just more proof that Democrats are the only adults in DC. Special kudos to Reps. Jared Moskowitz, Jasmine Crockett, and MVP Jamie Raskin for brutally shredding their Treason Caucus counterparts like the cheapest government cheese (which the GOP doesn’t want starving kids to have, btw).

Speaking of starving kids, I’m still on the job hunt tip while my book THE SOUND OF SETTLING continues to sell and readers keep racing through it. Two people finished the whole book YESTERDAY (Jan 10th). I’m almost at TWENTY THOUSAND PAGES read on Kindle. I’ve sold 426 copies between the paperback and the Kindle.

So, if you happen to know a literary agent or a producer who’d like to make money with me on this project that all of my readers love, please share it with them. I’m 230 pages into writing the sequel. I’m so ready to get to the next level with my rock and roll love story AND it’s almost Dave Grohl’s birthday, so here’s when the universe really needs to deliver.