SHOW ME WHAT HYPOCRISY LOOKS LIKE
Shutting down DC still won't make the Epstein Files go away
Donald Trump really wants everyone to stop talking about the Epstein Files.
Except GUESS WHAT, he’s lying.
That was when Joe Biden was still in office, which feels like eleven years ago; yet, the statistics are still valid. But MAGA has already accepted the lie from Dear Leader because they’re a cult.
DC was already free because it’s the US capital. Also, he’s never “fixed” the border. Also, we’re never going to stop talking about the Epstein Files.
Also also, it’s weird he was able to call in the National Guard for no reason, but couldn’t manage to call them on January 6th because he was too busy stuffing his face with Happy Meals while watching an insurrection live on TV.
Aside from using the entire city as a distraction from the Epstein Files, Trump is also manipulating his failing track record by hiring a Heritage Foundation accountant to oversee the jobs numbers that will never match Joe Biden’s. What’s the opposite of “woke math”?
Controlling the information because you don’t like the truth is super Hitler-y AND Putin-y, yay!
What’s happening in DC is meant to be a test run for other cities that just coincidentally happen to have Black Mayors, which I’m sure is just an anomaly that has nothing to do with Trump being a disgusting racist on top of his other evil qualities.
Here in Portland, we have a very white male Mayor who looks exactly like our previous while male Mayor.
New Mayor Keith Wilson (bottom pic) has capitulated to Trump’s DEI initiatives in a supposedly liberal city, so that’s another reason for me to keep screaming into the abyss.
At least we won’t need a visit from “Border Czar” Tom “Sub” Homan now that we’re even safer than Washington, DC.
But anyway, back to Dumb Donald using DC to barricade himself from any legal repercussions connected to the Epstein Files. Except Judge Tanya Chutkan is BACK, baby, and you know she doesn’t play when it comes to Pedo Trump.
Democrats should be called back to DC ASAP to prepare to impeach Trump a third time. Congress can’t stay recessed forever!
While they’re preparing, they can add “hosting another international war criminal on US soil” to the list of impeachable offenses. The International Criminal Court doesn’t dispatch arresting officers, but technically, the United States should arrest Putin the second his feet touch our soil. Except that won’t happen, because he’ll be greeted with open arms by someone with no gag reflex.
Prior to 2016, Republicans would never have accepted this, but they weren’t fully owned by Putin back then. Now they’re all jealous that they’re not going to Alaska to greet Daddy Vladdy, too.
No, I don’t know why Trump still gets away with everything. All I know is someone needs to fucking stop him already and get rid of this entire illegitimate administration because they’re all in on not just the Trump-Epstein coverup, but the 2024 election fuckery as well.
So, there’s another reason for Democrats to be back in DC collecting information for the third impeachment.
But also, we’re not going to stop talking about the Epstein Files. Not when Ghislaine Maxwell somehow got transferred to a Club Fed in Texas (BTW FUCK ALL TEXAS REPUBLICANS), where she can leave and stalk teenage girls if she wants. Seems bad to me, Democrats.
Also weird: Trump claiming he didn’t know anything about the move.
Here’s a meme you can steal to use if you’re exhausted by your daily news-jacking while Twitter is like 76% fake MAGA trollbot accounts.
Also, never reply to the MAGA trollbot accounts. DO NOT.
Two good things happened yesterday: Taylor Swift dropped a surprise album announcement for her 12th album, The Life of a Showgirl, which doesn’t come out until “on or before” October 13th (Swifties be knowing), but the physical merch is already moving.
The color theme is orange. If anyone can reclaim the color from that rat bastard DJT in DC, it’s TS.
Taylor is also going to be on her boyfriend’s podcast tomorrow, and while they might not be announcing their engagement, it’s still going to be the cutest thing ever and crash all podcast records, I’m sure.
The other good thing that happened yesterday was that I bolted out of Portland, where the temps soared to the triple digits, and spent a few hours at my favorite spot on the Oregon Coast. If you can get to an ocean, I suggest you do so ASAP and get your toes in the water. It might not be as gorgeous as Short Sand Beach, but GO if you can. You owe it to yourself.
If you missed THE TARA SHOW today, you can catch up now! Also, please join Devlin and me on Thursday as we celebrate our 50th episode, hooray for us!
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