SUCK IT, BIDEN HATERS! IT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO BE A DEMOCRAT, BUT EXTRA ESPECIALLY THIS WEEK
House Republicans just can't stop putting on a shitshow for their audience of one, but tell me more about how Joe Biden is 81.
Hey, did you know Joe Biden is 81 years old?
This is apparently all that matters to the MSM. Not the list of accomplishments that’s even longer than adjudicated rapist Donald Trump’s very full court calendar, not the fact that he was (sort of) exonerated by a very Trumpy Special Counsel, not the obvious enthusiasm to re-elect him as shown by the recent primaries.
Why they don’t focus on Joe Biden’s accomplishments instead of his age while they keep stanning for the adjudicated rapist criminal fraud who keeps losing in court is beyond me.
I still don’t have a paid gig writing the truth about politics (yes, that was a plea to upgrade to a paid subscription if you don’t already have one), so allow me to tell you some truths I wish the MSM would also tell you.
Trump has had plenty of bad weeks, but this one has been especially terrible for him, because this one also made the entire Republican Party look even worse.
After famously refusing to let Hunter Biden testify publicly because that wouldn’t allow them to control the narrative, the GOP Clown Show in the House kept a-rolling by failing to impeach Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas. Speaker Jesus Freak Mike Johnson admitted the vote was scheduled specifically when Rep. Al Green (D-TX) was in the hospital having abdominal surgery, because there’s no such thing as an honest win for the guy who really tried to overturn the 2020 election.
Instead, Al Green showed up in a wheelchair wearing hospital scrubs to cast his vote, because Al Green is a fucking badass.
Trump has no immunity, which will trickle down like a mattress soaked with Russian hooker pee all over his co-conspirators. Never a “take one for the team” guy, Trump is going to take them all down with him. He admitted to insurrection and then tried to blame it on Nancy Pelosi.
Um, why would Nancy Pelosi or any other Democrat stage a coup when we WON the 2020 election, Unstable Genius?
There’s also no one heading the RNC at the moment because Ronna “And I Helped!” Romney is finally stepping down. Hopefully, this frees her up to go to prison for abetting Trump’s plot to overturn the 2020 election, which she admitted to the January 6th Select Committee. Remember them? Yeah, no one else seems to, either.
So while the MSM wrongfully focuses on whether or not Joe Biden has memory issues (nope), I’ll remind you about the Unstable Genius who keeps bragging about passing cognitive tests that are used to measure just how far into his dementia decline he might be by now.
Dark Brandon rose to the occasion, like he always does.
President Joe Biden keeps it regular by dropping a Doocy on the daily. FOUR MORE YEARS!
Moving on, I had a great chat with Rick Wilson yesterday for an upcoming episode of his podcast, The Enemies List, and I’ll let you know exactly when you can enjoy that. In the meantime, The Sound of Settling is only 20 copies away from hitting the big 500, so if you still haven’t had a chance to get a copy, now would be a great time to do that and also please rate it 5 stars as the MAGAts have been leaving fake 1-star reviews. But at least Amazon is actually allegedly doing something about them, finally.
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