THAT WAS AN AMBUSH, NOT A DEBATE

CNN can get all the way bent to the right

Two rancid cabbages would have been better moderators for the first “debate” between Joe Biden and What’s-His-Butt than the somnambulant duo of Jake Tapper and Dana Bash.

“WHAT JOURNALISTIC RESPONSIBILITY?”

Seriously, who slipped them the Seconal? They delivered their “questions” in emotionless monotones and never fact-checked a thing that was said.

CNN claims to be “very proud” that neither of those paid shills did a damn thing except hurl biased questions at President Joe Biden while tossing quiet softballs to the adjudicated rapist convicted felon, who shrugged as his crimes were glossed over. It was as though he wasn’t facing sentencing two weeks from the day they were debating just ten minutes from where he had been arrested, processed, and had his fucking mugshot taken.

HE HAS A MUGSHOT.
PRESIDENTS SHOULD NOT HAVE A MUGSHOT.
NO, NOT EVEN SHITTY FORMER PLANTED TWICE-IMPEACHED ONES.

Okay, we’re back. Sorry, sometimes facts have a way of annoying me.

But that’s some bullshit, amirite?

It wasn’t sponsored by the Commission on Presidential Debates, and it was obvious the questions were DEFINITELY NOT supplied to the Biden campaign ahead of time as the MAGA losers claimed ahead of Trump’s expected tanking that the debate was “rigged.”

Joe Biden was fully caught off guard, having to play defense next to the most offensive person to ever shart on live TV.

He totally sharted, y’all. My pal Hal heard it and shared it and not enough people are talking about how TRUMP SHARTED ON LIVE TV.

Now that I’ve had some time to read a lot of post-"debate” garbage takes about calling for Joe Biden to drop out, all I have to say is:

WHAT IN THE UNHOLY FUCK IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU FAIRWEATHER DEMOCRATS?

Seriously, Joe has an off night and you’re demanding he drop out? But you’re fine with the adjudicated rapist convicted felon being the GOP’s unchallenged nominee? The guy who set a record for lying during a Presidential debate (220 times)?

Get all the way bent if I’ve just described you.

If Donald Trump was a Black adjudicated rapist convicted felon awaiting sentencing, I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t be the GOP nominee, just like I’m pretty sure Mitt Romney wouldn’t have been their nominee in 2012 if he had been an adjudicated rapist convicted felon awaiting sentencing.

So where are the calls to replace Trump?

But Joe Biden has a stutter and he was fighting a sore throat after overpreparing for a real debate. No wonder he was having a little trouble answering those awful questions framed to make him look like a failure instead of the President who pulled us out of a pandemic depression.

We have the best economy in the world thanks to Joe Biden. Donald Trump is a fraud and a felon.

Here’s the Biden-Harris record that you should be sharing everywhere: https://www.whitehouse.gov/therecord/

Go share it. And then keep sharing it. And then vote for Democrats down-ballot. We’ll be fine. Joe will most likely step aside at some point early on in their second term. Kamala Harris will be our first female Black Asian President and she’ll choose an excellent VP, probably Pete Buttigieg because she can’t choose Gavin Newsom because of dumb arbitrary rules about states. But ANYWAY, the point is that Democrats have the deepest political bench in history right now. We have so much to vote for and brag about.

My #BidenBrags trend is taking off, as is #LouderThanMAGA. Using them together will help you find fellow Resisters. GET TO IT.

Once you’re done doing that, please buy and share my book The Sound of Settling because I’m fucking exhausted from self-promotion.

Thank you, I love you.

Just remember to breathe. And that Trump is being sentenced in less than two weeks and still has three more trials ahead of him.

@taradublinrocks#duet with @2RawTooReal 40 months of unparalleled success > 90 minutes of a #debate #BidenBrags #Biden2024 #TrumpIsAConvictedFelon

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