THE DUMBEST THING ON THE INTERNET TODAY
I miss having smart people in charge
Hey, remember that time Joe Biden embarrassed all of his supporters when he took a timeout from being the most powerful man in the world to directly bully an old nemesis as a weak attempt to distract from a really disgusting sex scandal?
Oh wait, that was Trump. Because it’s always Trump.
It gives me no pleasure to tell you this is a 100% real post. King Baby can’t deport anyone he wants. That won’t stop him from posting shit like this, of course, because he’s looking for any scapegoat to cut up into red meat to throw at MAGA to distract from the Epstein story. It’s also a way to start normalizing his Enemies List, so let’s never do that, shall we?
But Trump is right about one thing: Ireland IS a wonderful country, said the Jewish girl with the Irish name.
Anyways, you all know I’ve been saying all week that MAGA is losing its collective cult mind over this mishegoss, because they can’t pick the right lane. I’m going to go ahead and say that raping children should be everyone’s red line, but that’s just me, I guess.
Trump is using Rosie as a scapegoat distraction just two days after losing in court yet again to another of his 90’s nemeses, our Shero E. Jean Carroll.
The elderly golfer with dementia—as the brilliant Jeff Tiedrich calls him—is going to keep scapegoating women for his inability to stop raping and criming.
Pam Bondi, you in danger, gurl.
Pam Blondie is going to be the first casualty, because Trump LOVES to make women take the fall for him. She’ll be replaced by an even worse white guy, so her only hope now is to hire E. Jean’s legal team and sue Trump into oblivion for making her an accomplice to hiding evidence and everything else he made her do.
Seriously, working for Trump is the worst gig in the world because he verbally abuses everyone who works for him. Just ask Alina Habba, Esq., as described in E. Jean’s awesome book, Not My Type.
KKKash Patel and Dan BingoBongo are threatening to quit over this whole thing if Bondi isn’t fired. When the leopards are eating each other’s faces like this, we should all just stand back and let ourselves be entertained because the truth is going to EXPLODE all over the place so, so soon.
Speaking of being entertained, it’s probably hotter than Satan’s taint wherever you live, so stay inside with your AC cranked and read my book The Sound of Settling! Because other people are reading it A LOT this week, thank you!
No, I don’t know why I haven’t been signed yet either. I AM AN UNTAPPED GOLDMINE OVER HERE FFS.
Have a great rest of your weekend, and don’t forget:
DONALD TRUMP IS ALLLLL OVER THE EPSTEIN FILES!