TRUMP IS TRYING TO KILL US ALL AS FAST AS HE CAN

And it's only Day Four, FFS

Is it seriously only Thursday? Because it seems like it’s been quite the decade already this week, with that decade specifically being 1935-1945 as we’re watching the rise of unchecked Nazism with some added bonus premeditated murder.

I’m no Mathlete, but could someone explain how hiking the price of prescription drugs by 4600% lowers consumer prices? Explain it to me like I’m five, which is also the collective age of MAGA’s mental maturity.

Trumpflation is already hitting hard. ON DAY FOUR. Egg prices are skyrocketing thanks to an outbreak of Avian Flu and gas prices are already creeping up.

Also, it’s pretty weird that the guy who promised to protect us whether we wanted him to or not has been doing nothing but taking away all of our protections from the second he plopped his loaded diapered ass behind the Undecorated Resolute Desk on Monday.

This is what I was warning MAGA about, but they care more about trolling me than taking care of themselves. Maybe someday they’ll get hip to the fact that I’ve been trying to save their lives even as they threaten mine, but they’re in a death cult.

NosTARAdamus strikes again, KKKiddos.

Donny Revenge Fuck is systematically undoing all of Joe Biden’s EO’s that lifted this country out of a pandemic depression and boosted our economy to record numbers that the media never reported on enough.

Joe Biden’s economy was so strong, ALL OTHER GLOBAL ECONOMIES improved as well. If you’re only learning that from me now, that’s just another example of the media fully failing America.

No American citizen should live in fear of the government taking anything away from them, but here we are. Birthright citizenship is at risk along with everything else that makes our daily lives run smoothly. ICE raids are taking place in Los Angeles amid the still-raging fires, so that’s just another indicator of the new lows Trump is already creating for his party.

Elon Eichmann’s Nazi salute is doing some great work distracting from the abnorms of the new Trump Regime, but Democrats are capable of multitasking our outrage. That anyone is justifying the Nazi saluting a Nazi salute shows you how far the GOP has fallen in the last ten years of Trumpism.

Just as a reminder, this is what a Nazi doing a Nazi salute—TWICE—looks like.

As I wrote over on the Political Voices Network Substack—which I hope you’ll all immediately subscribe to, pretty please!—they’re doing exactly what we think they’re doing, and therefore we have to keep shining lights on all of the everything that they’re doing.

We also have to embrace all the joy we can when we can, and look what happened as I was writing this:

I’m so close to selling the 1000th copy of The Sound of Settling! Will this impress an agent yet please FFS? Because how much do I just want to focus on making my beloved rock and roll love story—and the follow-up—into the streaming series my readers have been demanding? SO SO MUCH.

Let’s make a magical thing happen! Thank you, I love you*!

*(If you’re reading this, Tim Murtaugh, I don’t mean you)