WHY WE FIGHT

Because we don't have a choice, duh

Optimism is in very short supply right now, so I thought I would deliver some right to your eyeballs, because I’m a giver like that.

YEAH BOYEEEE!

Here’s that letter for you, so that you know it’s a really and for true thing.

I’m up for that fight and I bet you are too. The Cabinet announcements just feel like we’re being extra punked. Don’t get me started on Gaetz. Just, fuck all of this crypto bro bullshittery.

MAGA people who are here to troll, you really should be joining us because you really don’t get what you did. The tariffs alone, yo. I can’t keep telling you how much it’s going to cost you, but I’ll tell you one more time:

NOBEL PRIZE-WINNING ECONOMISTS who are smarter than all of us said Trump’s tariffs will cost all Americans an additional $4K-$6K thanks to increased prices on ALL consumer goods. You’ll pay $12 for a bag of cotton balls and $45 for a basic t-shirt. Your precious fucking eggs will be at least $20 a dozen because all of the migrant farm workers will have been deported, you dumb fucks. None of you understand how good you’ve had it on the daily up til now thanks to all of the government agencies that Trump is threatening to dismantle.

So I’ll just say AGAIN that if you care more about “owning the libs” than your house and your car, FUCK YOU. And take your dumb trolling ass back to Xitter where you and your dipshit Nazi bully buddies can all circle jerk each other.

*CLEANSING YOGA BREATHS*

Okeley dokely, now let’s do an optimism!

I started posting regularly on Bluesky on Sunday, when I had like 732 followers. Today I have 11.1K and NONE are bots! Not only that, these very real smart people READ AND BUY BOOKS. Between the lack of suppression on Bluesky and the boost from Ellen Barkin, I’ve sold 32 books since Sunday.

Three people have already finished it on Kindle. My royalties this month so far have already surpassed my totals for the three previous months. I wish I had been posting on Bluesky the entire time I’ve been promoting The Sound of Settling. At this rate, I could hit 1000 copies sold by Thanksgiving.

It’s time my beloved rock and roll story went to the next level, out of self-publishing and into the mass market. I’m so ready for it and I want you all to come along for the ride. We can fight fascism AND still enjoy life! If you haven’t gotten your copy yet, NOW IS THE TIME. And join us where the skies are blue and friendly.

Thank you, I love you and I want all of us to be okay.