EVERYBODY IN THE GOP HATES US

Yay racism and white nationalism, you both had a hell of a week!

Hey, did you know Donald Trump hates Black women more than he hates any other kind of women?

It’s true!

We saw so much of his hate for Black women this week coming straight from Trump himself, with no way for Fox’s Brian Kilmeade to try to spin it, because Trump was fact-checked in real time by Black women all week long.

By now you’ve seen at least some of his catastrophic interview from Wednesday’s National Association of Black Journalists (NABJ) where Trump was blatantly disrespectful to all three of the Black women tasked with asking him questions. Even Harris Faulkner from Fox News had the decency to look mad at Trump went he went full misogynoirist, claiming Kamala Harris isn’t Black, and only “became Black” recently.

You don’t have to watch the whole thing, but it’s chock full of content for the Harris campaign. They can use all of it and more when the Vice President gets her own Town Hall on September 10th, because Felonious Trump won’t be showing up to face prosecution.

Trump ends his extra racist week with more bad news delivered to him by yet another Black woman. He’s already scared of Kamala Harris, Atlanta DA Fani Willis, and New York AG Letitia James, but allow me to remind you about Judge Tanya Chutkan, who can essentially have a little January 6th tribunal for a few weeks now that she’s allowed to get going on Trump’s 2020 election interference case.

Yes, the same thing Jack Smith can’t do before the election, but Judge Chutkan technically could. It’s a lot of stuff which is explained here, but basically it was SCOTUS giving Trump immunity but then hoping Judge Chutkan can figure out a way to hold him accountable for the parts not considered “official acts.”

Meanwhile, we have a new thing to deal with regarding Trump’s incredibly unpopular running mate, couch consort and eyeliner aficionado JD “Hillbilly Effigy” Vance is married to a Brown woman but insults all women of color and plenty of white ones AND ALSO HATES CATS.

@taradublinrocksThis Cat Mom is READY #catsforkamala #catlady #catladiesforkamala #kamalaharris2024 #catmom #catmoms #catmomlife #kamalaharris2024 #kamala #MALA #bratsummer #brat #catsoftiktok #cat

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It turns out that not only does Vladmir Futon know exactly what the Heritage Foundation is because he gave a speech there last year, but he’s also a great big Jew-hating Nazi Aryan brother.

And when I say he’s a Nazi, I mean it literally, because he co-founded a venture capital firm that helped fund the Neo-Nazi video site Rumble along with his owner, evil Bond Villain wannabe tech Broski Peter Thiel, who entirely funded his Senate campaign.

Adolf Sitler’s firm is called NARYA Capital.

NARYA is just an anagram for ARYAN, and not even a particularly clever one. I figured it out in two seconds. I want to believe more people have seen that, but since no one really vetted him before he became Trump’s VP, maybe no one has? Seems weird that he can get away with it.

But he became Trump’s VP because Peter PayPal Thiel donated millions to Trump’s campaign YAY POLITICS! TELL YOUR FRIENDS!

I’ll just be over here trying to get Kamala’s campaign to see this lovely bit of anti-Semitism to add to the overt racism.

Just like Trump, MAGA is BIG MAD about losing to the Black lady. We’ve raised a record amount of money for Kamala ($331 million as I write this) while Trump’s raised maybe a third. She sealed her delegates on Friday. Whoever her VP is (probably not Josh Shapiro), they’re going to have plenty of fun crushing J DIVANce’s eyeliner.

But that whole being an Aryan is a thing that should stick, nu?

Also, I want Kamala’s husband, Douglas “Dougie Fresh” Emhoff to be called the First GentleMensch™ and I’m not giving up on that.

Just like I’m not giving up on The Sound of Settling! Never say I can’t make a transition.

Anyway, Monday will be the TWENTY-THIRD ANNIVERSARY of the Dave Grohl origin story, so it would be fun to see how many books I can sell to mark that occasion HINT HINT omg I’m so exhausted from nearly a year of being a one-women self-promotional enterprise.

So if you’ve read this far, thank you! Cancel your weekend plans and read my book instead! Seriously, it’s too hot to go anywhere or do anything else.