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100%! But Atlanta and change the gender...single on VD beats that December break up, yay! The dinner was better in my kitchen tonight than 94.3% of the restaurants...sayin'!

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Why do you hate sex workers?

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Question #30:

Do you regularly neglect to tip the valet, wait staff, bartenders?

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You'll never get a book deal.

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So, how do you feel about a Socialist transmission mechanic from Argillite, Kentucky?

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What’s wrong with paying for sex? Wouldn’t the world be a better place if horny guys who wanted to get laid just hired a pro rather then pressuring or tricking their date or girlfriend into having sex? Just sayin.

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There’s nothing wrong with legitimate sex work. You didn’t read for context.

I am talking about a guy who took money from women in exchange for having sex with them and lied to me about how he paid his rent

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The fact that he lied sucks because lies.

But, if I met a guy who made his living being a straight male escort I’d feel like I met a unicorn and struck the hot sex jackpot 💥

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That's not how he made his living. It's how he paid the rent along with selling his plasma because he refused to get a real job. Because he was an "artist" *eyeroll*

There's nothing hot about being a fake ass liar

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As a bald and beardy Eugene dude in his late forties…thank God I’m married. Even when I was scrolling through OK Cupid back in the day, dating in Portland looked hellish.

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Why would anyone lie about living in Portland?

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