What the hell was that week?
And what the hell will this week be?
Yikes, last week was…something, alright.
President Joe Biden negotiated the release of hostages being held by Hamas terrorists, so of course the MAGAts lost their shit at yet another display of a Democrat doing their job.
But because Joe Biden didn’t let the whole world watch him working the phones like some classified document-stealing oaf ingrate showing off at a Mar-A-Lago pool party, the criticism somehow is drowning out the truth.
And the truth is, Joe Fucking Biden is fucking kicking ass in the White House and the Trumpublicans are triggered as fuck.
MAGA can’t show us one member with a lifetime of public service, including eight years of honing their foreign policy skillz as Vice President. It doesn’t matter how many stories you tweet to the MAGA morons about Joe Biden negotiating behind closed doors for five solid weeks, they’ll come back with “SLEEPY GENOCIDE JOE BENGHAZI HUNTER’S LAPTOP BIRTHDAY PARTY CHEESECAKE JELLYBEAN BOOM!”
Biden Facts Matter, and it’s disheartening to see MSNBC talking heads essentially giving up on helping to re-elect him because *checks Twitter* dumb MAGA jerks keep posting incredibly biased paid-for polls putting Trump ahead of Joe Biden.
The normalization of Trump as a viable presidential candidate never should’ve been allowed in 2015, and too many people still haven’t learned how to deal with him all these long hard awful years later because—and say it with me now, kids!—THE MSM HAS PTSD FROM TFG.
I’ll keep saying it: Donald Trump will be either sitting in or avoiding a courtroom for the rest of his miserable existence. His calendar for the next year alone leaves zero room for weeks on the campaign trail, which is why you’re only seeing him at random one-off Saturday night rallies. Paw Paw needs to be in court on Monday and he needs to rest up after coming down from his crushed snorted Adderall Saturday night high.
He was also so resoundingly booed at a football game on Saturday night that the word “Booed” was trending on Twitter on Sunday morning.
Trump’s ego—aka the thing that’s causing his own downfall—won’t let him just sit home when it’s starving and needs to be fed. Because Judge Engoron certainly isn’t laying out any snacks for him.
As for Trump’s ego twin, Elon Musk, that Jew-hating apartheid-loving, Space-X-employee-assaulting nepo baby keeps losing money for the financial backers of his social media destruction mission.
Antisemitism on Twitter has reached a fever pitch, and it’s time to call this game and send the players packing.
As a (non-practicing atheist) Jewish American, I’m once again going to reiterate that I don’t control the media or the banks, and I’ve never gotten a single dime from George Soros.
If we ran things the way people have been led to believe we do, would I be writing on a Sunday morning and worrying over my December rent? Would I be watching the orders for my book THE SOUND OF SETTLING like a (very worried) hawk and hoping enough people buy it so that the royalties I’m expecting at the end of this week will cover the empty space between my bank balance and my rent?
I think you know the answer here, especially if you were kind enough to get a paid subscription.
It’s also the same week that Marjorie Taylor Greene released her ludicrous ghostwritten crapbook full of lies and treason printed on laundered MAGA donations by Don Jr’s MAGA money-laundering service disguised as a publishing company, Winning Team Press. I promise you, her reviews aren’t nearly as good as mine.
Also, shitty double murderer Kyle Rittenhouse just happens to have a “book” of his own that appeared this week, although I don’t know who published it. But I do know that I should be outselling domestic terrorists because the RNC sure isn’t going to buy up my book in bulk.
It should matter that I’m getting raves. Those usually help to sell books, but when Elon is repressing you, it’s actually pretty hard.
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My readers say they can’t put it down, they want a streaming series AND a sequel. More than one said they read it in one sitting. They’re connecting emotionally with my characters, with men crushing on Lila and women crushing on Grady. One reader tweeted “I miss Lila and Grady.”
When was the last time you fell in love with a literary character, Dear Subscriber? If you haven’t gotten your copy yet, you’re clearly missing out on the next hot Lit Couple. Think of the bragging rights once I can figure out how to get out of the infamous purgatory that is the “250 TikTok Views” hinterland and go viral! You can say you were a fan of Case Closed before they got so big, man.
It’s time to sell The Sound Of Settling to Hollywood, if anyone out there can help out with that because I AM STILL UNEMPLOYED heading into the holidays.
Here’s to surviving another week!