Dan told me that he looked into the near future and Trump standing at the door way to Hell, where he was met by Satan himself. Satan said because several of Trump’s predecessors had died before him, there was no room for him but that because he deserved an eternity of suffering more than any other president, Satan had decided to allow Trump to chose someone else to go to Heaven so Trump could take their place. There were 3 doors and Satan opened one at a time. Nixon was behind the first being beaten with whips wielded by millions of Vietnamese, Cambodians and Laotians who he had called “collateral damage.” Trump didn’t like that at all and asked to look at the next room. It was Reagan slowly peeling bark off giant red wood trees, the trees growing back the bark before he could move to the next tree. Trump hated that and rejected it. The final door had Bill Clinton laying on his back on a bed with Monica Lewinsky doing what she was famous for doing to him. Trump immediately said he could handle that for eternity. Satan nodded and said, “OK Monica, you’re going up to Heaven.”
A joke to lighten the mood:
Dan told me that he looked into the near future and Trump standing at the door way to Hell, where he was met by Satan himself. Satan said because several of Trump’s predecessors had died before him, there was no room for him but that because he deserved an eternity of suffering more than any other president, Satan had decided to allow Trump to chose someone else to go to Heaven so Trump could take their place. There were 3 doors and Satan opened one at a time. Nixon was behind the first being beaten with whips wielded by millions of Vietnamese, Cambodians and Laotians who he had called “collateral damage.” Trump didn’t like that at all and asked to look at the next room. It was Reagan slowly peeling bark off giant red wood trees, the trees growing back the bark before he could move to the next tree. Trump hated that and rejected it. The final door had Bill Clinton laying on his back on a bed with Monica Lewinsky doing what she was famous for doing to him. Trump immediately said he could handle that for eternity. Satan nodded and said, “OK Monica, you’re going up to Heaven.”
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